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Matteo J. Fox

Matteo J. Fox was adopted by Laura and her family in November 2021. His Embark DNA test indicates he is a mix of five of the most annoying dog breeds known to man. Laura, who normally believes in science, insists that Embark got it wrong and that Mat… Read More
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Fozzie “Bear” Wellington, III, PhD., J.D., M.H., B.F.A.

Likes: Positive attention in all forms; snacks; birds; loving-kindness meditation; The Complete Works of William Blake; any Louis Jadot Chardonnay Dislikes: People with whom he is not formally acquainted entering his home; ocean waves; roughhousing,… Read More
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Also known as “Bean,” Maia is a super chill Scottish Fold. Her purring is the sweetest, purrfect counterbalance to a Type-A personality household. Although hardly affectionate, Maia tolerates cuddles and hugs with grit and grace. She spen… Read More
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Daisy is the Hygge (google it) Ambassador of Family Focused Legal Solutions. She was rescued by Laura and her family in September 2019 after she was discovered living in tragic and filthy circumstances. As Hygge Ambassador, she now focuses all her ti… Read More
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General Scout Von Dangersauce

General Scout von Dangersauce (“Scout”) embarked on a journey to New Jersey from his native Georgia via a top-secret rescue mission. Immediately upon his arrival in the great township of Long Hill, New Jersey, this husky-bred adventurer led his u… Read More
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Savannah spends her days sleeping on a chaise lounge chair or playing with a variety of squeaky tennis balls. She frequently pushes her tennis balls under the couch for the sole purpose of barking at them to get the Humans to do her bidding. Savannah… Read More
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Kylie was a natural fit to lead our Human Resources department as Chief People Officer (CPO) when she joined the firm in 2013. She believes that all people who enter her office or home are inherently good and that they like her as much as she likes t… Read More
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